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Cat summoned for jury duty on January 25th 2011, 9:39 pm
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2 Re: Cat summoned for jury duty on January 26th 2011, 7:31 am
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Judge:How does the Jury plead?
Cat:Meow mrraaooww
Defendant:Damn! I would've gotten away with it too! If it weren't for you medaling prosecutes! "meow" and your mangy little cat too!
Cat:Meow mrraaooww
Defendant:Damn! I would've gotten away with it too! If it weren't for you medaling prosecutes! "meow" and your mangy little cat too!
3 Re: Cat summoned for jury duty on January 26th 2011, 9:08 am
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It will be interesting to see how the rest of the jury will be with the cat..
Rest of Jury: We vote guilty.
Cat: Meow meow
Rest of Jury:... We'll take that to mean guilty...
Rest of Jury: We vote guilty.
Cat: Meow meow
Rest of Jury:... We'll take that to mean guilty...
4 Re: Cat summoned for jury duty on January 26th 2011, 1:45 pm
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5 Re: Cat summoned for jury duty on January 26th 2011, 3:57 pm
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This is almost as good as the time when that one Penguin became a Knight.
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6 Re: Cat summoned for jury duty on January 26th 2011, 4:58 pm
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Jmh wrote:This is almost as good as the time when that one Penguin became a Knight.
A penguin became a knight? For real?
Maybe animals are becoming our equals slowly... wish they would be more equal in intelligence though!
7 Re: Cat summoned for jury duty on January 28th 2011, 5:12 pm
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The only time animals would ever be smarter than humans is when humans believe animals can be smarter than them.Sweet Mercy wrote:Jmh wrote:This is almost as good as the time when that one Penguin became a Knight.
A penguin became a knight? For real?
Maybe animals are becoming our equals slowly... wish they would be more equal in intelligence though!
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8 Re: Cat summoned for jury duty on January 28th 2011, 5:54 pm
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However, the request for the cat's exemption was refused by a jury commissioner and Mrs Esposito was told that Sal 'must attend' Suffolk Superior Crown Court.
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Sheesh, I thought Phoenix Wright was going crazy when Polly the Parrot was called as a witness, but even that makes more sense than this.
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Sheesh, I thought Phoenix Wright was going crazy when Polly the Parrot was called as a witness, but even that makes more sense than this.
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Xavier_On_High: But then, Prime made the suits look too metallic.
DarkXDizi: Gee, maybe because they're made of metal? Hang on, I have to ditch this apple, it looks too organic and it's bothering me.
Yeah, no. I totally agree. Ridley said fervently. Yech. I'm sure you're hot for a human, but... f it. Why are we even still talking about this?
Because I can't exactly ask you if you caught the last Blitzball championship. Samus shrugged.
Yeah, true. Ridley agreed, then waited a moment before continuing. Who won?
9 Re: Cat summoned for jury duty on January 28th 2011, 7:48 pm
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I can't believe that they refused to excuse him from jury duty, too!
Massachusetts...wow, that place has issues. It took me a minute to figure out how to spell it, too.
Massachusetts...wow, that place has issues. It took me a minute to figure out how to spell it, too.
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10 Re: Cat summoned for jury duty on January 30th 2011, 6:25 am
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Jmh wrote:The only time animals would ever be smarter than humans is when humans believe animals can be smarter than them.Sweet Mercy wrote:
A penguin became a knight? For real?
Maybe animals are becoming our equals slowly... wish they would be more equal in intelligence though!
Hmm... or when animals learn to speak our language or make even 1/100 of the scientific discoveries humans have made.
11 Re: Cat summoned for jury duty on February 5th 2011, 11:27 pm
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.... Have you been playing too many Sonic games my friend?Sweet Mercy wrote:Jmh wrote:The only time animals would ever be smarter than humans is when humans believe animals can be smarter than them.
Hmm... or when animals learn to speak our language or make even 1/100 of the scientific discoveries humans have made.
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