Bascially post ideas you have about Sonic. Like... if Sonic were in a political party, he would be Democrat. If Sonic were a NASCAR Driver, he would choose Chevy.


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If Sonic were real he'd probably suck. That's what Next-gen told us anyway.

If Sonic were real: he'd get mugged and beaten by attempting to talk to random strangers in the city and then the government would come and take him and he'd never be seen or heard of again.

...or he'd just get shot. Awesome.

If Sonic were real...it would open the political floodgates as to whether or not sentient animals are legal citizens and thus subject to the same laws and rights as humans. While debate rages in Congress, the question of civil rights for animals sharply divides the country.
When questioned by the press, Sonic would simply shrug and reply "Hey, I'm just here to get by."

Phantom wrote:If Sonic were real...it would open the political floodgates as to whether or not sentient animals are legal citizens and thus subject to the same laws and rights as humans. While debate rages in Congress, the question of civil rights for animals sharply divides the country.
When questioned by the press, Sonic would simply shrug and reply "Hey, I'm just here to get by."

^Best answer

Phantom wrote:If Sonic were real...it would open the political floodgates as to whether or not sentient animals are legal citizens and thus subject to the same laws and rights as humans. While debate rages in Congress, the question of civil rights for animals sharply divides the country.
When questioned by the press, Sonic would simply shrug and reply "Hey, I'm just here to get by."

So true!!!!

Independence76 wrote:If Sonic were real: he'd get mugged and beaten by attempting to talk to random strangers in the city and then the government would come and take him and he'd never be seen or heard of again.

...or he'd just get shot. Awesome.

WHY ARE YOU EVEN ON THIS FORUM!?!

Kriegsmarine wrote:

Independence76 wrote:If Sonic were real: he'd get mugged and beaten by attempting to talk to random strangers in the city and then the government would come and take him and he'd never be seen or heard of again.

...or he'd just get shot. Awesome.

WHY ARE YOU EVEN ON THIS FORUM!?!

Because he's awesome.

Yes.

Gamma The Great wrote:Bascially post ideas you have about Sonic. Like... if Sonic were in a political party, he would be Democrat. If Sonic were a NASCAR Driver, he would choose Chevy.


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Nah, I doubt he'd have a political party.
If he was a NASCAR Driver, he'd run the track himself, get kicked out of the stadium, and walk off annoyed.
Sonic would get annoyed with all these other shoe companies for wearing out too fast and stick with his own. Or maybe buy SOAPs.

Phantom wrote:If Sonic were real...it would open the political floodgates as to whether or not sentient animals are legal citizens and thus subject to the same laws and rights as humans. While debate rages in Congress, the question of civil rights for animals sharply divides the country.
When questioned by the press, Sonic would simply shrug and reply "Hey, I'm just here to get by."

:Whoa!: Sigged.

If Sonic exists and he's exactly the same as in the games, it would open holes in every single theory regarding speed.

Every thing from "speed of sound" to "speed of light" would either be dumped down because Sonic's animation in all games have never been as fast as the actual speed of sound and Hyper Sonic's Airdash which supposedly is speed of light is barely as fast as the actual speed of sound.

Either it gets dumped down or it actually stays the same, but there's also a problem if every thing stays the same.

If every thing from every laws of physics stay the same that would mean Sonic would break every single city he's in because he breaks the speed of sound every where. Every one close to Sonic would die from razorsharp winds as Sonic runs past them. Every single building would collapse after Sonic runs by them enough. Also if Sonic happens to run over you, hope to god he only stepped on your toe.

Also whenever Sonic rolls into a ball he would make a hole into the ground. The ground is not as hard as the metal Eggman supposedly uses. So much damage in roads would destroy every car that happens to drive over that road.

Now lets talk about the Homing Attack. The Homing Attack is physically impossible unless Sonic is so fast he's able to jump off little molecules of air. If he's able to do that that means wind blasts from Sonic's feet as he does a Homing Attack. Not just wind that will blow your clothes off, no wind as in molecules wind meaning they'll be razor sharp. They'll cut your head off if you happened to be behind Sonic as he does it. That's also the same for his stomp/bounce. He would have to kick the air from above to be able to descend so fast. If any plane just happened to fly by you'll have millions of victims falling down from the air as the plane is sliced in half by a kick from Sonic which Sonic only did because he wanted to stomp/bounce. Now as he bounces from that speed into the ground he would have to make a giant shockwave or else he wouldn't be going up so high. But a shockwave would have to kill a whole group of people if it's able to get as high as Sonic did in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, then again that brings up another thing.

The bouncyness of Sonic. If he's able to bounce like that but still be hard enough to destroy metal that would mean the shockwave actually has to be strong enough to level a building. If Sonic really IS that bouncy then there shouldn't be as much of a shockwave to kill people, but he would have to actually move VERY fast to actually damage metal. In that case, as he does that he SHOULD be at the speed of bullet every single time he does a Homing Attack. You know what's SUPPOSED to happen if Sonic Homing Attacks a plane? He gets right through it. And every body inside would lose a limb if not from Sonic himself then at least the wind does.

Bottomline, Sonic would be a weapon of mass destruction if he were real.

W. Bush:He's got weapons of mass acceleration!

Kriegsmarine wrote:W. Bush:He's got weapons of mass acceleration!

Obama: I agree.


-----5 Years Later-----

Obama: That Bush was a psycho. I never said there were weapons of mass-acceleration.


See this:



As for an actual contribution to this thread:

When (not "if," he WILL get shot in the city, he's that kind of person) Sonic gets shot on the streets, somebody will probably call the paramedics. However, he would bleed to death before the paramedics decide if he should be sent to a public hospital or be under jurisdiction of Animal Control and be sent to a vet for emergency surgery.

Zezima wrote:

Phantom wrote:If Sonic were real...it would open the political floodgates as to whether or not sentient animals are legal citizens and thus subject to the same laws and rights as humans. While debate rages in Congress, the question of civil rights for animals sharply divides the country.
When questioned by the press, Sonic would simply shrug and reply "Hey, I'm just here to get by."

:Whoa!: Sigged.

Lies.

Independence76 wrote:

Kriegsmarine wrote:W. Bush:He's got weapons of mass acceleration!

Obama: I agree.


-----5 Years Later-----

Obama: That Bush was a psycho. I never said there were weapons of mass-acceleration.


See this:

Crystal Chaotix 3 wrote:If Sonic were real he'd probably suck. That's what Next-gen told us anyway.

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